opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me
Maya: That was your first kiss and it was with Farkle.
Riley: He missed!
Maya: Still counts!
- 1x05 ‘Girl Meets The Truth’