nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

(Source: uncooler)

amandolynne:

the-werefox:

do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

SNUGGLE STRUGGLES

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

kanyewesticle:

the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

(Source: kanyewesticle)


Maya: That was your first kiss and it was with Farkle.
Riley: He missed!
Maya: Still counts!
- 1x05 ‘Girl Meets The Truth’

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(Source: kelvinbenjamin)


(Source: thecutestofthecute)